Tuckered Out

Today Mommy took Gracie and Me to go see Papa and Grandma! Oh I love them!

As soon as we pulled up, we jumped out of the car and I ran right to Grandma who was waiting on the porch.

Gracie and I ran, played with Buddy, went on a walk with Mommy, and then before we left, we got some love time in with Grandma. Grandma said we were all “Tuckered Out.”

I like when we’re tuckered out. It’s the only time Gracie snuggles with me.

I'm not sure, but I think Grandma was tuckered out too!

Audra's Dog Happy Dog

Mommy says I am ADHD.

She usually says this right after I jump up from sleeping in her lap and I run eight laps around the couch, roll like a log around on the floor and then run up to Gracie and bark at her.

She said it last night when, after racing outside to go potty, I ran smack into the small grill our neighbors had put out earlier in the day. I smacked into it, rolled backward and then got up and ran after Gracie.

Notice she had to hold me still for a picture recently.

She laughs a lot when she says... "Georgie! You are so ADHD!"

So I figured it out.

ADHD = Audra's Dog; Happy Dog!


I gotta go... I need to chance my tail before I jump up and down on my back legs while trying to catch an invisible bird!

Num Numm Nummmm.

Num. Numm. Nummmm.

I'm still teething!

Mommy said it is interesting that Gracie didn't like chewy sticks until I started eating them. Now she HAS to have one when I have one.

That's ok. I don't mind sharing! She's my big sis and I love her!

Woofstock

Mommy told me all last week that we'd be going to a thing called "Woofstock" on Saturday and that we'd have a rrrremarkably wonderful time!

But then, I never went anywhere on Saturday.

The next day, I asked Mommy why we didn't go anywhere and she reminded me that she was gone all night on Friday night while I slept. She was working and there were a lot of naughty teenagers in Butler County that night. I remember when she got home, she took a shower and left again, saying something about a training in Andover.

Anyway, she came home and laid down. Gracie and I crawled in bed with her. Oh BOY do we love snuggling when it's nap time! We all ended up sleeping through Woofstock. I had a good time napping. Doesn't it look like we're all happy!?

Yea! Dr. J is gonna fix me!

This week, Mommy took me to a place that she called “The Vet’s.” When she told me about it, it sure did sound like fun!

I was kind of sad that Gracie had to stay home by herself. I didn't quite understand when she murmurred to me, "Good luck, Kid."

“The Vet” turned out to be a place where I got to smell a lot of really wonderful smells! I realized that I've been there before! I met a few other doggies, all of them bigger than me!

A really nice lady picked me up and put me on a big silver square thing, and Mommy just clapped and said, “What a big girl! 3.2 pounds!” I am not sure what I did, but Mommy and the lady seemed very happy with me! Yea for me!!!

Later, I was sitting with Mommy in a room when a really nice man came in. Oh! I remember him! I’ve met him before. Mommy calls him, "Dr. J."

Just like last time, he held me and talked to me and looked in my ears and ran his hands over my body. But, then he picked up a really sharp thing and poked it into me. Then he sprayed some stuff up my nose!

I don’t know why he’d think I’d sit and eat that treat he gave me. I wanted Mommy and I wanted to leave!

Mommy didn’t leave right away. She and the doctor stood and talked for a while. He said, “Are you going to fix her?” And then they had a long conversation ending with Mommy saying, “I’ll call and we can get it on the calendar.”

I don’t understand. I didn't know that I was broken.

Oh well! I trust Mommy. Yea! Dr. J is gonna fix me!

Num. Nummm. Nummmmm.

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Can't.. blog...now....

I'm teething....

can't... stop.... chewing.....

Num. Nummm. Numm. Nummmm...

The Scoop on the Poop

I just don’t see what the big deal is! Mommy keeps asking why I don’t poop outside. Well, Mommy doesn’t poop outside! Why should I?

Sure, I am a good girl and I go pee-pee outside. I’m fast about it, too! When Gracie and I run outside, the first thing I do is lean in and let it go. Gracie has to turn her neurotic circles, stop and smell the length of the yard, and then do her circles again before she finally goes pee-pee.

There’s some dignity in going pee-pee that just isn’t there when I have to “assume the position” for a number 2. When I pee-pee, I just lower my belly to the ground and let it go. I am not exposed and standing in a horrible position for the entire world to see!

I realized one day that Mommy goes into the special room when she goes potty. I got to looking at the room, and there are two pretty pink rugs in there! Those rugs are very cozy and I think that they are a very good place for me to go poo. It’s private, it’s comfortable, and it’s OBVIOUSLY the correct room for the deed.

Mommy said that if I am going to do it inside, she’s glad I chose that room. She mentioned something about the rugs being washable.

I found this video online and thought I’d share it with you.