I just don’t see what the big deal is! Mommy keeps asking why I don’t poop outside. Well, Mommy doesn’t poop outside! Why should I?
Sure, I am a good girl and I go pee-pee outside. I’m fast about it, too! When Gracie and I run outside, the first thing I do is lean in and let it go. Gracie has to turn her neurotic circles, stop and smell the length of the yard, and then do her circles again before she finally goes pee-pee.
There’s some dignity in going pee-pee that just isn’t there when I have to “assume the position” for a number 2. When I pee-pee, I just lower my belly to the ground and let it go. I am not exposed and standing in a horrible position for the entire world to see!
I realized one day that Mommy goes into the special room when she goes potty. I got to looking at the room, and there are two pretty pink rugs in there! Those rugs are very cozy and I think that they are a very good place for me to go poo. It’s private, it’s comfortable, and it’s OBVIOUSLY the correct room for the deed.
Mommy said that if I am going to do it inside, she’s glad I chose that room. She mentioned something about the rugs being washable.
I found this video online and thought I’d share it with you.
Sure, I am a good girl and I go pee-pee outside. I’m fast about it, too! When Gracie and I run outside, the first thing I do is lean in and let it go. Gracie has to turn her neurotic circles, stop and smell the length of the yard, and then do her circles again before she finally goes pee-pee.
There’s some dignity in going pee-pee that just isn’t there when I have to “assume the position” for a number 2. When I pee-pee, I just lower my belly to the ground and let it go. I am not exposed and standing in a horrible position for the entire world to see!
I realized one day that Mommy goes into the special room when she goes potty. I got to looking at the room, and there are two pretty pink rugs in there! Those rugs are very cozy and I think that they are a very good place for me to go poo. It’s private, it’s comfortable, and it’s OBVIOUSLY the correct room for the deed.
Mommy said that if I am going to do it inside, she’s glad I chose that room. She mentioned something about the rugs being washable.
I found this video online and thought I’d share it with you.
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Poop Doggy Dog! I love it!
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